They were the best frenemies
straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice
straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”
i didnt realize how many notes this got bolto
oh jesus it was only at 2k last night FUCK
I actually love getting rude messages bc it allows me to flex my creativity and humor skills
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.
Kimberly Perry: A wise man told us one time, he said “you should make every major decision in your life sitting in a graveyard”…