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perrytheteenagegirl:

foreverpruned:

They were the best frenemies


Jul 28    298,166 notes
orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought


Jul 26    194,420 notes

Whip. Laaaaaash.


Jul 26    89,415 notes

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bolto:

brngrmln:

brngrmln:

bolto:

straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice

straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”

i didnt realize how many notes this got bolto

oh jesus it was only at 2k last night FUCK


Jul 26    24,394 notes

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hellomolls:

I actually love getting rude messages bc it allows me to flex my creativity and humor skills


Jul 26    686 notes

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.


― Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

Jul 26    183,015 notes
whatever happened to body glitter? what ever happened to body glitter? why are we so afraid to shine
Jul 26    56,367 notes

Kimberly Perry: A wise man told us one time, he said “you should make every major decision in your life sitting in a graveyard”…


Jul 26    3,654 notes